The Good Muslim (Luke 10)

A Bible professor approached Jesus, wishing to test his teaching.  He asked, “Teacher, what should I do to obtain God’s life that never ends?”  Jesus said, “What does it say in the Bible?  How do you understand it?”  The professor answered, “You will love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, all your strength and all your mind.  And you will love your neighbor as yourself.”  Jesus, impressed, replied, “This is correct.  Live this out, and eternal life is yours.” 

 But knowing he had not lived this out—and had no intention to—but wishing to justify himself, he said to Jesus, “But, really, who is my neighbor?”  

Jesus sighed and responded, “There was a man traveling from Washington D.C. to New York and some terrorists kidnapped him, stripped his clothes off and beat him half to death, leaving by the side of the road, helpless.  Now it so happened that a Mennonite pastor passed by, and he saw him.  But, thinking he was a homeless bum, he ignored him and went on his way.  Then a Baptist worship leader drove by the same spot, but since he was in a hurry to make it on time to his worship service, he also ignored him and made it to the service on time.  Then a Muslim drove by and saw the man laying on the side of the road.  Compassion welled up in his heart and he stopped, got out his first aid kit, covered his wounds, put him in his car (getting blood all over the new seats) and drove him to the hospital.  There he told the doctor, “If he doesn’t have any insurance, here’s my credit card number—just take it from my account.’ 

"Now,” Jesus concluded, “Which of these was the neighbor to man attacked by terrorists?”  The professor said, “The M- the one who had compassion on him.”  Jesus smiled and looked him in the eye, “Now you do the same.”